They never would have been able to access my funds in the first place if this was on a blockchain.
Your argument amounts to the same as relying on the police to return your car after it has been stolen and then declaring that as security.
Your argument amounts to the same as relying on the police to return your car after it has been stolen and then declaring that as security.
Your argument amounts to claiming you have a car that is impossible to steal, and yet becomes permanently inoperable if you press the wrong button on the dashboard.
Being able to recover stolen property is a good thing, you know?