"degree in English Literature" ... "hopes of working in the arts" ... and working in McD's / coffee shops / bars. Looks like not much has changed.
Don't get me wrong - I have a degree in philosophy myself. But I recognized that it would get me nowhere, so I picked up programming. I'm now looking forward to making recruiters drool. However, independent self-improvement is not the trend among my peers, as far as I can tell.