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Pooping outside seems just as simple / easy, and that keeps the car clean so you can sleep inside...

Not sure why anyone would decide to poop in a trunk.

Spite?

I remember when a co-worker whom lived in SF (Outer Richmond, iirc) notified the team they would be late to work.

Apparently, this coworker’s garage door had a small hole in it where a wood knot once was. At night, someone decided it would be a good idea to poop through it. In the morning he opened the garage door and essentially poo flung all up and down his car and into the garage.

Talk about having a shitty day.

Do the thieves re-secure your car after they steal everything of value from it? If not, then aren't you at risk of a "poop trunk" anyway?

Presumably a trunk that's always left open would have more poopable hours than a trunk that's forced open once a month or whatever.

I like the way you think!