Looked at it and two of the plastic clips (yeap, no screws back then lol) holding the heatsink+fan were snapped so the heatsink wasn't even touching the die... WTF!
That was pretty hilarious. It worked fine for years after I fixed it, long enough for caps to blow and be replaced.
Basically, they're fucking sturdy.
Isn't the reaction time today somewhere on the order of a few milliseconds? How much could a component overheat in that time? The maximum current, though high, is still limited, after all.
Also, there is "thermally governed", and there is that hard reset once a critical temperature has been reached. I'm admittedly ignorant, but a "extremely short reaction time" with regards to a critical event seems like something that one could reasonably expect.
"I static'ed my component X" is something one hears frequently, but I don't think I've ever read about anyone frying their CPU anytime in the last decade.
Edit: Looking at a somewhat recent paper [1] studying CPU frequency transition latency, even the highest latencies were still within 70µs(!). I think one could reasonably expect a similar or better latency regarding critical protection circuitry.
[1] https://www.cse.iitd.ac.in/~sbansal/col862-lpc/ftalat.pdf
Why would you expect critical temperature threshold shutdown latency to take any longer?