I made it this far:
> But, we can imagine the scandalized fanboys wailing in the distance...
Oh, piss off. If you've got a sound argument, you can do it without the ad-hominem attacks on strawmen.
> But, we can imagine the scandalized fanboys wailing in the distance...
Oh, piss off. If you've got a sound argument, you can do it without the ad-hominem attacks on strawmen.