I hope you are kidding because Amazon has been very late with updating that page in the past despite problems being obvious.
That's the joke.
no fun if you have to explain it haha
Some poor soul is in charge of updating that page manually.
Directors and/or VPs of the various service organizations. It’s not a matter of it being a technical problem. It’s a business problem. The reported status has business consequences.
Can’t update the page if the updating service is down.
F for respects.
For once the AWS status page is actually telling the truth, there is no outage.