Selling shovels during a gold rush is always a great business. Coinbase is worth $50B+, so I don't see why this is too surprising.
They are all nihilists who are heating themselves with wood torn from the sinking ship.
The market cap, volume, Github activity, PR/news are all lies; manipulated statistics because people look at them to judge credibility.
It wouldn't surprise me if the "$2.2 million theft" was friends of the owners stealing them so they could take a tax writeoff. Stolen 6 days ago, 2 days before the year ends.