Friend was one of those enthusiastic "go on, they're so fresh, try it you'll like it!" guys.
So I said: "all right then. Nope, still tastes like figs do"
Q: "What do you mean?"
A: "you know, all peppery and rough. Figs."
Q: "uh, what?"
A: "Figs are peppery, itchy, right? Right?"
"Nnnoo. It might be just you."
I don't have a serious reaction. I still don't like figs though.