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I believe this is what Crystal [0] is trying to achieve. Though I’ve hardly used Ruby or Crystal, so can’t say how well it’s fairing on that goal.

Have you heard of https://crystal-lang.org/ ? I've never used it personally, but it seems to be "statically compiled Ruby syntax"

Thanks for the links everyone. I wasn't aware of Crystal. I'll check it out.

Are you talking about Crystal? (Minus the binary part)