China gives 'Fight Club' new ending where authorities win

A US remake where the doctor gives him some sleeping pills and he gains weight and spends the rest of the movie watching reality TV and working the same job until he ODds on the sleeping pills would be an alternate ending I'd like to see.

> The Narrator still proceeds with killing off Durden, but the exploding building scene is replaced with a black screen and a coda: "The police rapidly figured out the whole plan and arrested all criminals, successfully preventing the bomb from exploding".

Simpsons did it.[0]

[0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhiOAFE64M4

Damn, I really don’t want to live in a place like this…

> Under President Xi Jinping, Chinese authorities have pushed to purge society of elements deemed unhealthy, including within movies, television, computer games.

Someone should purge the CCP.

I hope one day people will rebel to this kind of life.

not the onion.