If Steve Yegge typed slower, I wouldn't have to read as much.
I'm sure he had something else important to say.
Maybe?
"You'd be absolutely astonishedly flabbergasted at how many programmers don't know how to READ. I'm dead serious. You can learn to speed read even faster than you can learn to type, and yet there are tons of programmers out there who are unable to even skim this blog. They try, but unlike speed readers, these folks don't actually pick up the content."
Heck, I'm one of 'em!