Came here for this comment. This choice of headline by Meta seems like a bad choice. The language just reeks of double speak even if it isn't (No, I haven't read the article!). Who is running PR at Meta these days? "Dad Is Absolutely Not Threatening to Leave Mom".
Getting in to the article, the language is bizarre: "We have absolutely no desire to withdraw from Europe; of course we don’t." What? Who talks like that.