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Well, at least her name isn't Emacs.

(ducks and runs)

Which is worse to predispose her to - split personality disorder or obesity

Best to name her Ed.

Or Slick.

Just to be safe I'll call my daughter PINE, aka PINE Is Not Emacs.

My sister had twins last year, I should have suggested Pico and Nano.

That may be a finite limit. Some years ago a couple I know married and decided to pick a neutral last name, 'X'. The powers that be would not allow it. So their last name became 'Ecks'.

You'd just be frustrated by unexpected behaviour. Vim's a far better choice:

Maybe using is as short form of Viola will speak it by the other parent....