If English was written like Chinese
zompist.com
zompist.com
With a bit of effort, most educated Chinese users can read and understand ancient texts up to 2000 years ago. We of course have no idea how those words were pronounced back then.
Were this text written in modern times, I suspect that instead of the lovely ball pen shapes the author could choose to use emoji, to make it more readily understandable! :)
Also, by the way, the vast majority (if not all) "Asian" languages are phonetic unless they have Chinese influence.