I've been doing this stuff for fifteen years and even I don't have the self-delusion to call myself "fucking awesome".
But you're still in high school, so maybe you'll grow up a bit and get out of the Ruby ghetto.
If he'd approached it as "I'm looking for an internship where I can learn something," I wouldn't have replied as I did. Instead, he tried to puff himself up as something he plainly isn't. And, hey--I like popping bubbles.
In retrospect, the throwaway account probably wasn't necessary, as the original post was upvoted. I s'pose other people don't really dig that sort of thing either.