You're right, there likely was an opportunity for a TLDR there.

I will post one for you here for your convenience:

TLDR; Stock Unlock is a web app providing investment education and analysis tools, which is built by a group of stock nerds with an interesting company origin story. We are on a mission to show everyone that investing isn't meant to be hard, the tooling today is just inaccessible/hard to use. By focusing on education and building tools which save our communities time, Stock Unlock is looking to be the online place for everyone to learn to invest/manage their own capital.

I hope that's not too sale-y? I am much better at writing code than english, I promise :p

If this is still unclear please let me know and I'd love to give more insights.