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you just don't know the right girls.

Sun is a fusion reactor, and they choose, quite rationally, that getting tanned on a big boat under a big reactor is way better than getting tanned on on a cheap bench with that microscopic reactor.

I sense a future for the combination fusion reactor-tanning salon market.

I can see the tagline.

"Gamma ray tanning beds: illegal in 220 countries!"

Could be https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_lightbulb

To be fair, you do get a better tan with a fission reactor.