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I think already in the 80s AEG's inofficial slogan was "Ausgepackt - Eingeschaltet - Geht nicht" (unwrapped, turned on, didn't work).

Ausschalten – Einschalten – Geht (aka: have tried switching it off and on again)

Not in this case apparently ;)

Auspacken, Einschalten, Garantiefall