I never used the word "fanboy" in my post. That said, there were two people who really thought the nextTick solution was a legitimately good idea. Contrary to the idea that they were just countertrolling, the Node-fib guy legitimately thought he had done a good implementation of a Fibonacci server in Node because ApacheBench told him so, never mind what he was actually benchmarking was TERRIBLE
Read the "Coming from Hacker News?" section of the Node-fib README and tell me if you think this guy is a troll or if he truly believes Node can be good at these sorts of problems: