This could be an interesting question that I think is okay to ask? How far is too far when it comes to existing gendered language? Is it okay to ask that question too?
Your examples/jokes are odd, you've taken already gender-neutral language and replaced it.
> The human desire for everyone to conform to my worldview.
Is that not what's happening relative to gendered language and folks who wish to move away from it?
Things that are a non issue in some language are getting other people fired in some other languages
Someone from that culture could easily be looking at the English-speaking world and wondering why this is even being discussed: it's not even weird.
Someone from your culture seems to be looking at the English-speaking world and wondering why this is even being discussed: it's utter nonsense.
I do love this point about different languages, though. Many languages have gender as a default.