FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition

if (!myResultingStringFromIntegerToStringConversion.equals(myResultingStringFromIntegerToStringConversionThatIsUsedForChecking)) { final IllegalStateException myIllegalStateExceptionThrownBecauseMyResultingStringFromIntegerToStringConversionDidNotEqualMyResultingStringFromIntegerToStringConversionThatIsUsedForChecking = new IllegalStateException("myResultingStringFromIntegerToStringConversion did not equal myResultingStringFromIntegerToStringConversionThatIsUsedForChecking!"); loggerUsedToOutputPossibleErrorsFromMyResultingStringFromIntegerToStringConversion.error(myIllegalStateExceptionThrownBecauseMyResultingStringFromIntegerToStringConversionDidNotEqualMyResultingStringFromIntegerToStringConversionThatIsUsedForChecking); } return new String(myResultingStringFromIntegerToStringConversion);

Lol I enjoyed that.

https://github.com/alexashley/cloud-native-fizzbuzz