No, no, you don't understand.
Announcing an acquisition from the perspective of the acquired, is typically considered Bad News. So the exec rulebook imposes that you will try to soften the blow by talking up how great things are anyway and how marvellously his tenure has been. That is the most important bit, from his perspective. His target is to get you to read paragraph after paragraph of spin, so that when the Bad News comes, you'll be (if not persuaded) at least willing to consider it might not be too bad after all.
It's like supermarkets placing daily essentials (bread, milk, meat) at the far end of the shop, so that you'll be forced to wander through and likely buy other stuff.