Sometimes I ask myself the same thing, then think back to elaborate creations I've made in Minecraft. Or elaborately staged bodies and dropped guns in Hitman 2, just to satisfy a head cannon of how a shootout occurred.
Is this supposed to be written like this? I thought it would be canon in this instance?
I'm going to blame the fact that I've been playing a Civil War game a lot recently, and batteries of artillery are on my mind.