> As a child, I was raised Jehovah’s Witness, and taught at home.
Uh oh.
> Then around 2008, Dad gave me a book called Who Built The Moon?
This isn’t going to end well.
My Dad introduces conversation topics by saying, "You should really Google this..." and my Mom votes for anti-mask, anti-vaccine politicians. She works at a hospital. I dunno, people just crazy.