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Where does a cat go after it exhausts its nine lives?

Purr-gatory.

What do pirates put in their salad?

Arrr-ugula!

That can't be a dad joke; it's rated Arrrr.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's R, but a true pirate's first love is the C.

Works with programming languages as well!

Also works in Spanish!

Even better in Spanish, because you also get "gato" in there.