Since the mid 90's I've been having trouble keeping up with which soft drink conglomerate or highly leveraged hedge fund owns Cadbury in any given week, and whether it's one of the bad ones that I'm supposed to be boycotting.

Wikipedia says it was Mondelez International this morning, but who knows if that information became out of date while I was typing it...

Pretty sure my caveman ancestors cobbled together the first Jolly Ranchers, otherwise why would I think they're so delicious?