A buddy grew up in Mexico. When he was 10 or so, he pissed on a wall and got stung in just about the worst place imaginable. I don't live around scorpions and now I keep an even larger distance between me and peeing-surfaces lol
The exact way of getting stung by a scorpion while peeing would be most interesting -- I honestly cannot imagine the exact mechanics. A bee, a wasp, OK, I can imagine. A scorpion cannot fly, so how did it get so close?
I guess the scorpion must have been on the wall.
Who pees that close to a wall though? Yikes
My guess: someone who is attempting to pee on the scorpion. We are talking about a 10 year old, after all.
It would appear that the scorpion was in fact pissed off, not pissed on.