Leaked Raw Audio: Full Twitter All-Hands Call 04-25-22

Ok, I wasted 45 minutes listening to the whole thing, and there wasn't really anything interesting and new in there. This is probably missing a juicy segment at the start, in which Vijaya Gadde reportedly cries. [1]

Bret Taylor and Parag Agrawal just gave non-answers to almost all of the meaningful questions. The employees are promised an AMA with Elon. Hopefully that will be leaked too, so save your popcorn for that.

Also, the captioning is wrong in quite a few instances. Even the name of Twitter's chief legal officer is incorrect (they have it as "Visaya Gaddie" instead of "Vijaya Gadde", e.g. @ 25:09).

[1]: https://www.politico.com/news/2022/04/26/twitters-top-lawyer...

The ability of executives to talk for 5 minutes straight without saying anything or answering a single question is fascinating.

Twitter employees have something to look forward to. The new owner speaks like a human being.

And to be clear I'm referring to the corporate and frankly robotic responses that were given.

How did Parag make it to CEO? He is far from impressive as a communicator (even when reading on script).

Is this the first confirmation of the deal going through? Up until this point it was just rumours?