1. By what mechanism can they blacklist a device? A given relying party can choose to use or not use attestation and, if they choose to use it, which certificates to trust. But that's between you and the RP. Authentication doesn't "talk to" the FIDO Alliance--which is just a standards body and does not (AFAIK) even publish anything like a CRL for "bad" attestation keys, so I don't understand what you are talking about here.
2. The intention of the attestation, as I understand it, is to enable RPs to use attestation to limit authenticators to e.g. those that pass FIPS certification (or similar enterprisey requirements), not to ban a whole batch because one key is known to be compromised. That's crazy; can you point out where anyone other than you has ever proposed this?
3. DNA scan? What are you talking about?
4. This assertion you are making, while bizarre and wrong, is very different than the assertion the grandparent made ("Yubikeys intentionally have a very small number of devices signed with one CA key...so those devices do have a basically unique identifier"), which, while also wrong, is I think a genuine mistake and not a bad-faith argument.