*Not An Inflation Hedge* (it's appreciating much faster than inflation over its life)
*Bitcoin Actually Created Inflation* (What? the FED pumped money from thin air and it's Bitcoins' fault)
*Unresponsive To Higher Costs* (There's more to cost then cost of goods -- you know, like there's a market involved)
*Lack of Transaction Demand* (why transact an asset that's volatile, but apricating so quickly?)
*Failed Security Promises* (not sure WTF he is talking about)
*Stable Coins Shouldn’t Be Volatile* (so BTC is now responsible for Stable Coin prices?)