> known as the "Sheffield rack" or "Sheffield stand" after the city of Sheffield in England where these were pioneered [wikipedia]
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_parking_rack
Just in case anyone was interested in the etymolology.
Also they used to make bike racks out of wood? Sick (?!)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_parking_rack#/media/...
PS I loved this post and I agree completely. Bike rack opinionation achieved.