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Is this an extremely delayed April fools joke?

I also wanted to parse it as "Uber devours, consumes, masticates Nationwide Shipping" and that they had bought DHL or something.

I had to read it thrice before I realised "Uber Eats" was a thing. Very confusing title

I look forward to ordering my favorite Thai delivery[1] from LA

Having it delivered probably won't take much longer than it would to get through the drive-thru line.

Wonder how In-n-Out burgers would taste if they were frozen like White Castle sliders.

I don't know about the burgers, but I'm reasonably sure if they did that for the fries it'd be a vast improvement.