It's not about mysticism, the fact that it's "basically a spreadsheet" isn't referring to the fact that it's running in silicone. It's referring to the fact that you can see the whole NN as a big association table, where for each possible word in the input, it knows the next "most likely" token, where likelihood is calculated based on how often such a token would have appeared after similar inputs in the training corpus. This is how it works - it doesn't perform meaningful computations, it doesn't "consider the situation" or anything like that, it's not even really interactive (in the sense that it doesn't update anything based on the information you give it, it simply searches a different part of the spreadsheet based on the conversation so far) - it's just a gigantic spreadsheet that you are probing.
I, and probably many of the people commenting on this, including the author of this submission, agree that silicon computers can someday become AGIs, at least in principle; or, equivalently, that humans are just biological computers. But a language model (or an NN in general) is not a general-purpose computer.