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I'd actually pay money to not have chickens live near me so I don't have to hear them.

Chickens (hens) are relatively quiet, it's the roosters that need regulatin'.

My most vocal hens make quite a bit more racket than my pair of roos.

Chickens are fine (“pok pok pok”), it’s cockerels that you definitely don’t want near you.

Learn from our mistake and maybe don't put the coop on the same side of your house as your bedroom windows even if you only have hens.

They make plenty of noise if you're a light sleeper and they want to be let out for the day.

Pok Pok was a great restaurant. RIP.