"It’s a damn tragedy.  I’m not an expert in JavaScript"

Hell yea, the valley's full of smart kids who don't know what the hell they're doing with JavaScript and thinks they're one hell of a hacker when they discovered that they can do shit with a few lines of JS and trumpeting on the how great NodeJS or whatever the greatest and newest shiny framework out there.

If you don't really understand scoping in JS, please don't use node and hit yourself on your foot and then blog the cool shit out of it.

I'm just saying, no hard feelings. :)