You are joking but laws dictating appropriate clothes is an infringement of bodily autonomy, and the definition of appropriate clothes was a hot topic concerning religious attires just a few years ago.

A human right for bodily autonomy would include the right to decide what and what not to wear on their own bodies.

Right. and women are forced to wear burkas in some countries.

it's a slippery slope and out of scope of what government should be regulating if one views bodily autonomy as important.

Public nudity laws are authoritarian!

7-11? I haven't heard that reference in a million years. Are those still around?