Hair loss "cures" do nothing else for your health, and are also unlikely to work.

Exercising outdoors more, to become less "pale and pudgy", is good for your health, even if for some reason it fails to make you less pale and pudgy. Being outdoors, and exercising, also both improve one's mental health in a way that baldness "cures" will not.

Speaking as a pale balding dude, I get what you're saying, but chasing baldness cures is unlikely to help. Trying to do something about "pale and pudgy" is more likely to work, and also likely to have side-benefits as well even if it doesn't work.