The NSA tries to shut down Bryan Cranston so he goes underground, building illegally powerful servers in a commandeered Pixar storage room at night and sleeping under the stage of youth music venue 924 Gilman by day.
This is the funniest thing I’ve read today. Thank you!
His nemesis is El Salvadoran volcano crypto cartels, but Cantrill mounts a 51% attack and destroys their Magmacoin
“Jesse, we have to compile”
printf("%s\n", my_name);
They're a Rust shop, so these days it would be:
println!("{my_name}");
Funny because an Oxide co-founder is Jessie Frazelle.
"I am the one who port-knocks!"
Their driers are really slow because they use the exhaust heat from the server room.