Gold and crypto protect against inflation.
Bonds should be 20-40 percent of a portfolio.
Apple and MSFT and the rest of big tech are safe havens.
It's always a good time to buy a home, as supply is at a generational low and will remain like that for a decade, we will become like Canada so you shouldn't wait to buy.
My favorite one is, you can't time the markets. Quite obviously a lot of people correctly timed the market's trends starting around the end of 2021, and the reasoning was pretty sound. I'm kicking myself today for dismissing them.