I'd legitimately rather drink Starbucks than Stumptown for all of the reasons mentioned above. Starbucks is 'meh' but at least it doesn't have that sour, floral taste.
At least it doesn't taste like battery acid though.
Sisters Coffee Company is my favorite Oregon brand so far.
Meanwhile, I think my two favorite Washington roasters are https://www.mukilteocoffee.com and https://fidalgocoffee.com
I can’t look at them the same ever since.