This time around, here was my experience:
1. Download the ISO
2. Open up VMWare (oh shit, there's a new version! oh shit, you have to pay again...forget it)
3. Make a new VM, boot the ISO
4. GNOME 3 won't work. Hmm, well I probably need VMWare Tools installed.
5. Try to install VMWare Tools. CD tray's locked. Guess I have to do a full install first.
6. Do the install (defaults everywhere).
7. Reboot into system. GNOME 3 won't work, of course.
8. Click "Install VMWare Tools". A window pops up with a tar.gz. That's silly, okay, extract it, see a folder with a perl script called "something install something".
9. Open a terminal, sudo perl whatever-installer.pl.
10. Hit enter a bunch of times. I have to run some config script, would I like it launched for me? Sure.
11. Can't install, I need make and gcc. WTF?
12. sudo yum install make gcc. Nope, the package manager's locked.
13. Where's update manager? Maybe I can kill it. Nope, that opened it, ok, 35 updates. It just got released, what the hell? Okay don't do that yet.
14. How about Add/Remove Programs? Hmm, there's a Programming category. Click it. Window goes gray.
15. Flip over to a web browser. Browse for a bit. Send an email.
16. Back to Fedora. Still gray.
17. Close window, delete VM, delete ISO, remove from torrents. My ratio's only 18%. Oh well.
18. Write stupid comment on HN.
19. Dinner time.