This winds up being why I find Yelp reviews to be useless; the poster is trying to tell me about themselves, rather than actually tell me something useful about the restaurant.
"Believe me, I know -- my grandma is a south east indian polar bear, and I know good vegan low-carb empanadas! Also, the service was terrible after I told the waitress she looked fat in that outfit. How rude. Did I mention the parking situation is just horrriiible? 1 star! I know it's always hard to park in the haight/midtown/wherever, but pleeease."