How come you don't just dump this junk into spam? It's clearly meant to get your dollars so the content is intended to manipulate you.
Why are newsletters a thing anyway? When I see "sign-up for newsletter" anywhere in the text I'm reading it immediately signals that it's low quality content. Probably best to close the tab and continue on Wikipedia.
LOL OK
> Cheat codes for your company
Yep, that matched my expectations more than I expected.