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1. Make bomb threats.

2. Occassionally call in SWAT for suspected sex trafficking or drug dealing.

3. Smear their entrance with literal dogshit covertly.

4. Destroy cars of the visitors. Start by simple scratching.

5. Leave bad reviews on Google.

6. Threaten families of owners.

7. Burn down the building.

1 & 2 will likely only work once or twice before they are caught. Also the police refuse to do anything, so presumably calling them in won't help.

3 is a fun idea, but probably will get you violence'd.

4 will definitely get you violence'd.

5 seems unrelated. Are mafiosos trying to cultivate high scores on Google?

6 back to getting yourself murdered

7 honestly the only thing on here that might actually work. If the police are as incompetent as op describes, then maybe they won't even get caught.

Overall, good list. I like your style.

Nobody should ever throw glass containers full of styrofoam dissolved into gasoline