C is Microsoft and C++ is Google

Python is "The new kid on the block"? It's about 4 years older than Ruby.

Also, C++ is the "new standard"? It's one of the oldest languages on the list.

The ibm+cobol and amazon+php pairings are laughable.

PS "Definately" need to run spellcheck...

I find this title frustratingly ironic since Microsoft won't support C.

I found most of associations so talent-less that it's even funny.

C++ is not a new standard of C (assuming that's what you mean)

"VBA: Zynga: People seem to hate you." that's a fact!