Amazon Roomba acquisition ‘most dangerous In companies history

'Alexa, please vacuum up this stain'

[Alexa-Roomba proceeds to clean the stain the carpet, while simultaneously analyzing the contents of the stain- 'blood, in large quantity']

[NOTIFYING RING HOME SECURITY]

'Homeowner, you're under arrest'

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