I'm Irish-American and a recovering alcoholic. I'm actually surprised only 13 people drank too much from a river of free whiskey and died.
Just our luck, driving right into some festivities, we think. Then, minutes later, we find the origin of the beer - a truck has veered onto the road shoulder and toppled over, the locals helping themselves to the free beer strewn all over.
I imagine that village still being collectively tipsy...
1. Gas truck tips over. Usually with 0 fatalities
2. Locals go over to collect free gas
3. Truck explodes. 30+ fatalities