"During the evacuation many people gathered by the streams of whiskey, filling any vessel at hand with the substance."
Just our luck, driving right into some festivities, we think. Then, minutes later, we find the origin of the beer - a truck has veered onto the road shoulder and toppled over, the locals helping themselves to the free beer strewn all over.
I imagine that village still being collectively tipsy...
1. Gas truck tips over. Usually with 0 fatalities
2. Locals go over to collect free gas
3. Truck explodes. 30+ fatalities