What about if we just form a class of programmers that exclusively work with Linux and buy Linux compatible laptops? That would be my preference.
Completely non-existent? Either a laptop comes with windows or you get zero support. See every chromebook ever.
Unfortunately, the FOSS world isn't always able to cater to professional and prosumer crowds.
If it is absolutely critical to my work that a piece of hardware has feature X, then I'm going to buy it regardless.
I'd choose a FOSS-compatible solution if it were available, but this hasn't been the case many times in my career. (Yes, I can provide concrete examples if necessary.)