Reminds me of the movie Zombieland, Columbus’ rules for surviving the zombie apocalypse:

> “#2: Double Tap - In those moments when you're not sure the undead are really dead dead, don't get all stingy with your bullets. I mean, one more clean shot to the head.”

> https://zombieland.fandom.com/wiki/Zombieland_Rules

Google might be just going to make sure that RSS stays dead, and not just “playing possum”.